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New Year's resolutions

Many years ago I made a New Year's resolution not to make any more New Year's resolutions. But this year, I’m breaking it.

Many years ago I made a New Year's resolution not to make any more New Year's resolutions. But this year, I’m breaking it.

In 2014, I resolve to:

1. Think of more excuses

2. Always read the manual

3. Give up chocolate

4. Think of a better password.

5. Start being superstitious

6. Actually laugh out loud when I type “LOL”

7. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

D.D.

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