That's a line from Forrest Gump, which unfortunately applies to me.
I went to grab something in the shop in a big hurry. I was wearing open toe sandals, not my usual shop footwear, and smacked my foot into a caster. Ended up with a broken toe.
So now my number one rule is never wear open toe or ‘soft’ shoes in the shop. Break the rule and you could break a toe, as I can attest.
Life has a rough way of reminding us not to be stupid.