The real world of Hollywood

Hollywood is pretty much all make-believe, with not much connection to the real world, right? Well, not always. Went to see the new “Captain America” movie the other night. It…

Hollywood is pretty much all make-believe, with not much connection to the real world, right? Well, not always.

Went to see the new “Captain America” movie the other night. It was pretty good, and lots of fun if you like those kinds of movies. I’m a huge movie buff, so I sat through the credits as I always do. For a movie like this, you can imagine all the computer-graphics stuff they did, so it was no surprise to see tons of names listed for that. Also no surprise to see a long list of stunt people. And then there are all the weird movie-job titles like gaffers and best boys (whatever they are), and all the actors, directors, editors, etc. All Hollywood jobs; very little that folks like us can relate to.

And then they get to real people who do real-world jobs, folks like security guards and lunch-wagon people – yeah, they list them, too. The longest list in this group kind of surprised me: drivers. Well, OK; there were tons of street scenes, speeding motorcycles, trucks and what have you, so I guess that makes sense.

But then I got to the second longest list of real-world jobs being done by people who made the movie possible: carpenters. I tried to count them, but there were just too many to tally before they scrolled off the screen.

The next two lists were only slightly shorter – painters, followed by plasterers. I was amazed, but shouldn’t have been. Those fantastic sets and futuristic set pieces aren’t real, of course. They’re all made of plywood and dimensional lumber, sculpted with plaster, and painted with such skill that it all looks real. Any one of the three lists of people doing those jobs was impressive, but put any two together and they easily outnumber the special-effects people, or the stunt players. Put all three together, and they’re larger than any other group involved in the movie.

Except one: The movie-going public, made up of real-world folks with real-word jobs. We are, after all, the group that makes Hollywood what it is. And it’s kind of nice to know that the people inside Hollywood that seem most important to a creating a successful movie for real-world people to enjoy, are real-world people just like us.

Till next time,

 A.J. Hamler is the former editor of Woodshop News and Woodcraft Magazine. He's currently a freelance woodworking writer/editor, which is another way of stating self-employed. When he's not writing or in the shop, he enjoys science fiction, gourmet cooking and Civil War reenacting, but not at the same time.