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Work for a living. Off to work. Work for food. Working for the man. Whatever works. And my favorite from Mel Brooks: Work, work, work. Work comes in dozens of…
Work for a living. Off to work. Work for food. Working for the man. Whatever works. And my favorite from Mel Brooks: Work, work, work.
Work comes in dozens of forms, and it generally refers to some type of labor in the verb form (Work your fingers to the bone). The noun form can also mean labor (Too much work), or the result of labor (My work is finished). Sometimes the verb doesnt mean specifically labor (The lock on my car door doesnt work), but you can bet that when the verb is used that way it means youll have to expend labor (Id love to have a beer with you, but I have to work on my car door).
The worst kind of work is the kind that interrupts other work. For example, I really wanted to go down to my workshop yesterday and work on a project a work in progress Im eager to finish but I couldnt because I had to work. I was hoping if I got to work early and worked hard on the work I had to do, that I might be able to work in some woodworking time later.
Unfortunately, as I looked out the window I could see that the yard needed work. Shouldve worked on it on Saturday, but I couldnt. Had too much work to do. Now the grass was an inch taller than it should be, and I had a hard time trying to get my old mower to work its way through that thick mess. Of course, the work took twice as long to finish all the mowing, trimming, sweeping the whole works. By then, it was time to work on dinner.
It was all one convoluted work chain wherein much was accomplished, but it just didnt work out that I made it to the shop: I wanted to do some woodworking, but my work got in the way. That work had to be set aside to do lawn work, which in turn ate up so much time that I couldnt get back to the original work, and instead had to work in the kitchen. In short, by the end of the day I was three levels away from the work I had been dreaming about doing at the beginning of the day.
Sometimes, no matter how hard you work at it, it just isnt workable.
No wonder Jacks a dull boy.
Till next time,
A.J.

A.J. Hamler is the former editor of Woodshop News and Woodcraft Magazine. He's currently a freelance woodworking writer/editor, which is another way of stating self-employed. When he's not writing or in the shop, he enjoys science fiction, gourmet cooking and Civil War reenacting, but not at the same time.